备忘录：Allstar总裁兼首席执行官Scott Boilen
Marketing Group (Snuggie’s creator)
From: Fast Company East Coast Marketing and Microwave Oven
Programming Dept.
恭喜！到目前为止，超过400万客户加入了Snuggie Revolution，其中至少17个没有作为插科打gift的礼物。您已经创造了一个热门歌曲，该热门歌曲将永远存在于流行文化的年鉴中。我迫不及待地想在VH1上看到Mo Rocca在“我爱2009”中戴上一个，播出
下周。尽管您的想法可能不是原始的（请参阅：斜杠），一项非常便宜有效的营销活动巩固了您的位置
美国人的袖子毯子害怕害怕将手臂“被困在里面”常规毯子。而您在没有帮助的情况下完成了所有这些比利·梅斯or文斯。Shamwow indeed!
With the Slanket andeven higher-end productsclawing for market share amongst the millions of Americans for whom a blanket is just a cuddlier straight jacket, it’s imperative that you push
毫不拖延地离开依uggie 2.0。这里有一些想法，可以为Snuggie品牌提供额外的“腿”：
Snuggielupagus
我的手是免费的，如果我开车并感到
bit of a draft, but I’m scaring the children. Let’s put some footies on this bad
男生！认为这是孩子们会坚持的模糊，可爱的虚构生物
到字面上 - 并与之狂奔。
A.W.S.- 这
全天候依uggie
您的广告的一部分显示了一个三口之家参加户外体育赛事。（不幸的是，青春期前的女儿似乎对“万能的袖子”袖子的表现并不顺利。）但是，为什么Snuggie所有者应该仅限于观众呢？显然，这是有活跃生活方式的人的产品。我们需要传达该品牌信息。想想：戈尔 - 泰克斯，风襟翼，当然还有伪装。我在打你的想法吗？
Siamese Snuggie (or for the P.C. crowd, the Conjoined Couch Coat)
When I am resting in my wearable blanket, I like to snuggle up with my significant other. Sure, she could use her own Snuggie, but this is America, where we can sell two products when one will do. This Snuggie will have four arms, all in a row, so we can be literally joined at the hip while we watch这
隔壁的女孩, until I ask why my girlfriend can’t be more like肯德拉。
这就是我的朋友，这就是为什么暹罗依ugg在中间有一个从上到下的拉链 - 所以当我那天晚上晚些时候独自一人睡在沙发上时，我会很贴心。
燃料电池依ugg
You may not know this, but our engineers estimate that there is enough static electricity generated by your 100% polyester wonder to power a small Midwestern city. Dubuque, let’s say. If we could simply harness that stored energy, we could not only reduce our dependence on foreign oil, but perhaps we can get the government to agree to outfit all of its employees with a Snuggie in the next stimulus bill. A miniature fuel cell sewn into the lining could capture more than enough juice to juice Allstar’s profits to Exxon levels, or at least recharge your free book light.
Snuggle-branded Snuggie
Alternately, how about partnering with the fabric softener Snuggle and offer a free miniature Snuggle bear wearing a Snuggie for people who call in the next 20 minutes?
snugspace
Snuggie粉丝一起团结在一起。这可能正是启示所预言的，但我认为它比这大。Snuggie Sightings在1月底点击Google趋势的第一名依uggie酒吧爬行在全国各地组织，有15,000多名粉丝Facebook上的Snuggie页面。Snuggie needs to give consumers an official virtual venue for sharing stories about reading in cold, dark rooms.
蝙蝠诉
如果蝙蝠侠可以携带急救套件，烟雾弹，并在他的皮带上挂钩，并带有空间的空间，那么依uggige也应该能够将沙发上的沙发土豆用具袋装。将其视为最终的跨品牌机会：新的Windows智能手机的口袋（预设要接收Snugspace更新）；可拆卸的米歇尔布·库兹（Michelob Koozie）（周末是因为像醉酒的和尚一样被散发出来）；还有Frito-Layabout袋（配有由该燃料电池供电的温暖奶酪分配器）。
不客气。